The Train to Melbourne

Based on the English Intercity 125, Nice!

The train journey from Melbourne to Sydney was great partly because of the fantastic array of characters en route who were:

• Red headed man who exposed his Arse crack to us for most of the journey

• Extremely talkative young woman with a hearing impediment and had no inhibitions

• Loud resonating Snoring man

• Greek guy in neat waist coat, flat cap, ironed stone wash jeans

• Middled aged police man in civvies sporting high waisted chinos, immaculate bushy bloke moustache and comical mobile phone ring, who enthusiastically presented his police badge at the first opportunity

• Older country woman with stories of the drought

• Aboriginal bloke with broad shoulders and bright blue eyes

• English listening post, explains psp to greek guy

• Enthusiastic metro sexual who used his white Mac the entire journey and leapt out at stations to check emails

• Big boss eyed bloke

• Female Service Attendant with a face like a slapped arse and heavy eyeliner.

• Cute little boy with mohawk playing eye spy with the talkative young woman

• The woman at the kiosk who responded after being asked if they served cafe lattes “we only do two types of coffee-black and white”.

Our undercover photo of "the not so undercover cop"!