Tuesday, 11 November 2008

New York, New York

Thursday was a pretty dull but intensive day, imagine the huge amount of equipment we had in the states, we had to pack it all away in the exact same boxes it came in to match up with the paperwork for the (very picky) customs department. As well as moving equipment, this also meant coiling and tidying miles of cable.

So come Friday morning, I was ready for NEW YORK, NEW YORK.....

So good they named it....err.....once, One City in the state of the same name.

I got the train from Union Station, Washington DC to Penn Station, New York. I noticed many of the stations en route were named Penn station, I later found out the track was built by The "Pennsylvania Railroad" and so they named their stations Penn. Incidentally, Penn Station, NY is the busiest station in the USA, Union Station, DC is the second.

The trip was beautiful passing through big towns, small towns, forests and crossing huge rivers, literally just the train line went over the rivers, and amazing sight being on a train surrounded by water.

My first entertainment came when we got to the first station and a group of young Indian monks got on with a couple of adults. Accompanying them were an America man and woman (Who looked like they had been their hosts) spent so much time kissing every member of the group and saying goodbye that the train doors shut and we were on our way. Much to my horror, the guy walked up the train looking for the emergency stop, as if the train driver was going to back up a couple of miles to drop them off. Luckily they accepted their fate and took solace in the fact they hadn't boarded the (three hour) non-stop direct express.

My second entertainment came in the way of the kid opposite, but this became annoying within 10 minutes. Imagine, if you will, the most annoying child American accent asking 20 question and pointing out the bloody obvious every 2 minutes. Up until this moment I just thought that some American child actors were very wooden, now I understand they come from the same town as this kid.

We gently chugged through Baltimore, Newark, Philadelphia and three hours after I started, New York. Coming up through Penn Station there was a TV crew and a guy speaking to the public, he was probably famous as many people went up to him professing their love for his work. It looked like an insert for one of the Late shows, Letterman, Leno etc...

Incidentally for any people in the industry reading this, 1 presenter, 1 x producer, 1 x director, 2 x camera, 2x sound. For a vox pop insert....Luxury.

Coming up from from the station you go though Madison Square Gardens, which always reminds me of boxing. I watched a few famous fights on the telly with dad when I was younger, and I arrived on the day before a big Joe Calzaghe fight.

Coming up to street level was “Awesome”, a word I used lightly as it is so often over used and often in the wrong way, but as I looked around me I was rooted to the ground, mouth open at the amount of things happening around me. Hoards of people, cars, buses, trucks, tooting horns, tall buildings, touts, tourists, taxis, commuters, I just didn't know where to turn. This is the first time I have ever understood how a visitor to London must feel, and maybe I might be a little more tolerant of tourists at home.....for a few days.

I had a hit list of things I wanted to do in my day and a half, so I had to get cracking. I got a "hop on hop off" ticket for a tour bus so I could freely get around but I didn't actually use it much as it was much nicer to walk.

The Empire State building was on my list but I had been warned of the lengthy two hour queues. As I was stood next to it, I decided I would take a look but with so much to do would bail out if it looked like a long wait. I needn't have worried, from entrance to standing on the 86th floor took around 15 minutes.

I like starting a trip in a city with tower top view, you get a great chance to get your geography in check and learn quite a lot in the process, then at ground level you can explore everything that looked interesting from above.

Despite being warned at the bottom that the visibility was nil, I was more than satisfied with the distance my eye could stretch, and for once quite enjoyed the information given to me on my hand held audio device, (The audio clips were not too long as so many are..).

On my way out the queue was five times the length as when I went it, I was very lucky, or maybe it's just because I went at lunchtime.

Ready to tackle the city I headed to Times Square for a late lunch and I had already started to get a good idea of the type of place New York was, It had all the elements of London on a grander scale, in a smaller space.

Times Square is Piccadilly Circus with added sugar, if you took someone who had lived with a remote tribe all their life and dumped them in Times Square it would kill them in seconds with over stimulation. Goodness knows how much energy is used up in the thousands of flashing lights and screens. I'm sure we could halt global warming if we just turned Times Square off.

I was meeting my host Ann for dinner with friends later that night so I didn't want to embark on anything I wouldn't be able to get back from on time, (you know me, never one to be late). So I decided that two hours would be just enough time for a tour of MOMA, The Museum of Modern Art.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, if you ever come to New York, plan one whole day to go to MOMA, it was one of the highlights of the trip. It is spread over six floors, so I headed to the top and worked my way down.

The 6th was dedicated to a temporary display of Joan MirĂ³, I spent quite a bit of time round here. Know for his “assassination of painting” it is clear to see this is a man who just wanted to break free from “normality”. Most of his painting are twisted, warped and very surreal, the gallery also had papers from his workings showing how he would cut every day items from catalogues, paste them on paper and set about interpreting them in his abstract way.

The 5th and 4th floor are the painting and sculpture floors. I wasn't prepared for amount of paintings I recognised, but so many incredibly famous painters and their pieces an inch from my eye. Some were bigger, some were smaller than I had realised and a few somehow just looked slightly different (light, brushwork, perspective etc.), which made me realise how much you can lose in a print of a painting.

At this stage I started to realise just how much I had underestimated this museum. I was now into my allocated time to make my way to Ann's apartment when I decided on a very very brisk trip round the 3rd and 2nd floors. The Print / Media room took my eye and I wished I could stay longer, I think dad would have enjoyed the print room, many displays on the development of printing that he would have experienced as an apprentice printer.

I left with a promise that I would dedicate any spare time tomorrow to come back here.

Now being a person that is routinely late (although I'm getting better), I had actually left MOMA with a reasonable amount of time to walk back to Penn station to pick up my bag. This meant a night time walk through Times Square, but as I was in a rush and had seen it earlier I was soon back to my tourist bashing walking at speed though Central London mode.

With my suitcase safely back in my hands (Amtrak kindly looked after it all day for $4, can't see South West Trains at Kings Cross doing that). I ventured for my first experience of the subway.

A ticket to anywhere is $2 and if you buy in bulk much cheaper, I realise I keep comparing prices and the London Underground may be a much bigger system to run, but I do think public transport should be much more affordable than it is.

I found time to regain my sympathy for London tourists as I tried to make sense of the Subway. The trains and destinations make logical sense, the direction and more importantly which platform you need I found more mystical. However I stepped on the first train I thought was right and got lucky.

I (as a self-confessed train/transport nerd) would also like to point out that the NY Subway in some points has many tracks for the same line, this has two advantages. First of all, the system runs 24/7 (They can shut parts down and keep the system running) and secondly they can run express trains that only stop at major stations, that is a major luxury.

After a short walk through Lower Manhattan I arrived at Ann and Chris' flat and had a good catch up before heading straight out to dinner with some friends, which I kindly been invited to attend.

We went to a nice restaurant in the Lower East Side, described to me as the East London of New York. On the way home. Ann and Chris kindly offered to point out some interesting buildings and stories of New York which included walking past the site of the World Trade Centre.

Now a few people had mentioned this to me before I went, some said there was an amazing feel about the place, some said it's a building site. The latter is very much the case. I had no intention of visiting the WTC as a tourist attraction, Something just does not seem right about it, but having said that, I was interested to see the site just to put into perspective the pictures that will be engrained in my mind for many years to come. More about this later.....


Saturday 8th November 2008

On a day off, I'm not an early riser, on holiday with a mission things change. I was raring to go Saturday morning and set off with my list of objectives for the day. The beautiful Autumn sun of yesterday was now hidden under a grey drizzle, so I decided I should tackle the ferry trip whilst it was relatively dry.

The ferry terminal is over on the East side of town, so I decided to walk to it so I could see a bit of Lower Manhattan. On the way I again passed the site of the World Trade Centre.

As I said before I had no real interest in this as a tourist attraction and found the people selling memorabilia round the edge of the site slightly odd.

On one side of the site is a small church, so I decided to have a little poke round, but soon after entering I realised it was more of a museum of 9/11 with artefacts and pictures adorning the walls. Something just didn't feel right at the amount of people snapping away at anything pinned to the wall, I left saddened that such a place had almost been forgotten as a church and a place crucial to the rescue effort to make way for a tourist attraction. I feel it would have been nicer to have one memorial and put the tragedy and people of those terrible events to rest.

With a lot to think about I continued on my path across Manhattan stopping off at Wall Street on the way. There really is nothing to Wall Street but a lot of famous names above buildings.

The literal jewel in the street being the New York Stock Exchange, which given the recent worldwide credit crisis seemed to give the building a sad feel.

One other building of note is Federal Hall where George Washington took the oath. This was home to the first Congress, Supreme Court, and Executive Branch offices. A popular "Grip and Grin" photo opportunity with George available here.

Purely by chance, I arrived at the ferry terminal five minutes before it set off, and given my tight schedule I was delighted with that. Many people will tell you on a trip to NY to get the free Staten Island Ferry for a good view of the Statue of Liberty. I however had a free ferry trip included in my bus ticket so opted for the one hour round trip which went under the Brooklyn bridge as well.

Leaving the city behind was quite a spectacular sight as the rain was starting to set in, a rain cloud hung over Lower Manhattan, almost attracted to the towers.

The ferry was very enjoyable, but for no advertised reason. The boat was 70% full of Japanese and most of them were men. From the time we slipped the mooring they lived up to their photographic stereotype by snapping their shutters non-stop. As we got close to the Statue of Liberty I became more interested in watching the rush to be photographed many times in an array of poses

Now some of these people had top of the range digital SLR cameras, and these display your picture on the back as you take it, I was having a sneaky peek at their dreadful composition. Now I realise I'm sounding pretentious, but there really was no care to place a face next to the item at all.

So for the best part of the trip I was happily on the opposite side of the boat to the attraction we were passing, happily watching the tourists instead of the sights. The guide on the boat was pretty useless, so I quite happily read my own history on the boat.

We passed Ellis Island which used to be the main entry point for immigrants to America until 1954, when it closed, 12 million immigrants had passed through the Island.

Then we passed the Statue of Liberty, a present from the French to commemorate the centennial of the American Declaration of Independence, (probably more of a “two fingers” to the British knowing the French). Although they struggled with funding, so fundraisers and lotteries were run either side of the Atlantic whilst they were building it, so as the Americans contributed to the cost I'm not sure how much of a present it was.

The inside structure was designed by Alexandre-Gustave Eiffel (designer of the Eiffel Tower).

After a brief stop here to facilitate each tourists 20 snaps in a variety of poses we headed back to the Brooklyn Bridge (Which I'll come back to) before arriving back at the dock.

The weather at this point had started to turn for the worse, but as I had just been under, and was next to the Brooklyn Bridge it seemed a sensible point to walk over it, as I headed to the walkway the heavens opened, and being in a light jacket I decided it would be sensible to head back to the apartment to get my umbrella and waterproof cagoule.

Now prepared for any weather, I walked back to the bridge and crossed over on the public walkway that runs through the middle of the bridge and above the traffic. It's a really nice walk and a great way to enjoy the architecture of the bridge.

Designed by German-born John Augustus Roebling. Shortly after construction started in 1870, he got his foot stuck between a ferry and a pylon and soon died of Tetnus. His son, Washington, took over and whilst working in compressed air got Decompression sickness, (The Bends). He was bedridden with the disease so his wife Emily finished it off whilst Washington directed from his bed. She was the first person to cross it when it opened.

Anyway, enough history. Entering Brooklyn feels a bit like East London, lovely old dis-used industrial factories and areas that look much poorer than much of Manhattan. It felt like the "real" New York, where the "normal" people live away from all the Glitz and glamour".

Central Park was next, I negotiated the subway again and whilst checking I was heading in the right direction, a quintessentially English voice to my right asked to borrow my map. A nice chap from Cambridge (I think) was over visiting his dad-in-law. We had a nice chat before I left to negotiate the park.

It's around Upper Manhattan and the city tower blocks literally run right up to the start of the park. The transition between the City and Park is strange, and given that it was October and about 5pm it was pretty quiet inside.

I had considered an Ice Skate, but it is strange doing it on your own and given my time constraints I had already ruled it out, but I still wanted to see the rink. When I got there, it was open, music was playing over the loudspeakers but there was nobody to be seen, not even any staff, it was quite apocalyptic.

I had a nice stroll through the park as the light started to dim. I vividly remember my time in New England when I was 18 and the colours here were as stunning as I had remembered them further up the country. It was a nice break from the hustle and bustle of the City.

I walked for the best part of an hour and when I decided that it was getting a bit too dark I popped out the side to get the bus back. I checked where I was on the map, only to discover I'd only made it a third of the way through.

I got the tour bus back to the top of town and had a walk down 5th Avenue, I walked into a few shops but the volume of people, horrible commercialism and people that were just there to push others out the way so they could shop shop shop, soon had me moving on.

My list was now complete, so I decided to head back to MOMA to spend my evening there, but it was shut, it only opens late on a Friday.

I walked back through Times Square to see it at night time. I passed the Ed Sullivan theatre where the David Letterman show comes from, I used to watch that when we first got cable at home.

I thought I may as well use my bus ticket and take their night tour. About half an hour in, I was bored to tears, the guide was worse than the one on the boat. In just a day and a half I had notched up a fair amount if history, facts and stories, and he mentioned none of them as we passed famous buildings. As the bus reached Lower Manhattan I jumped off in search of food.

I decided to treat myself to a farewell meal and found a stunning Italian Restaurant in "Little Italy" and had a great meal. After which I had nothing more to fulfil and so headed back to the apartment to say farewell (I had a early flight) and to bed.

In the morning, and I didn't realise at the time, I trundled my case to the next major road and hailed a cab, jumped in and just said "JFK please mate" in a scene straight from any Hollywood film.

The ride to the airport was lovely, the miserable weather that had accompanied me for Sunday had passed and it was a clear sky with a low bright winter sun rising as I crossed the Brooklyn bridge and left New York behind me to come home.

Thursday, 6 November 2008

Video from the White House about 1am

Jubilation on the way to the White House....



Flag waving on cars.....



Singing outside the White House....


More singing...


And even more ......

The morning after the night before...

There was a fresh feel to Washington this morning, and the election was on everybody's lips. We had a busy mornings broadcasting lined up with the UK desperate for the news from the USofA.

Guests were being shipped backwards and forwards between TV and Radio studios.
We did our last programme from the bar area of the hotel and disected all the stats of the previous night. After the show I had a few hours and was keen to nip around town whilst it was light.

I headed back to the White House and decided to head up to the Washington Memorial vaguly recalling the the Jerfferson memorial and lake were around there as well.

When I made it to the memorial I had a lovely chat to a park ranger who very kindly gave me a map of the area to identify the landmarks all around me. I asked him if he was happy with the election result, he said to me in a dour face, "well we've voted for him, but we don't yet know his policy on parks".... a man who clearly has a special attachment to parks.

The Washington Memorial is a fantastic place if you like your history and landmarks like me. The memorial itself is a landmark, but stand in the middle and you can also see....The White House, U.S. Capitol building, The Mall, Jerfferson Memorial, WW2 memorial and the Lincoln memorial.



I didn't have time for it all, so I chose to see Lincoln and the WW2 garden with "Reflection lake" in between.
At the Lincon memorial the human rights website avaaz.org had erected a huge white board congratulation Obama and encouraging people to sign it.

After seeing the rather impressive (Especially in size!) Lincoln memorial, I headed back to Georgetown to do a spot of shopping for my sister.

It was at this point I had remembered I wanted to pick up a newspaper to take home as a souvineer. I soon discovered that everyone in Washington DC had the same idea. Nobody had any at all, some shops had queue waiting for deliveies.

On the way back to the hotel I stopped at a shop and saw an empty rack, I brought a drink and on the off chance asked if they had any, the guy had them hidden behind the counter. I asked for two but it was one per customer. I then overheard that the Washington Post had three runs today with them all selling out. Some had queued at that shop for 2 hours.

Tomorrow we pull everything out......

More Pics here...

Election day...

Tuesday 4th November -

On the way to work this morning I saw some road kill... not a fox or rabbit, a full sized deer! I asked a guest later in the day who told me there is a national park nearby and it's not an unusual sight.

The day we've all been waiting for is finally here...after two years of hype, Americans can go to the polls. All though the day I've seen pictures of queueing people waiting up to four hours to vote, but every person is determined to wait and get their vote.

It's amazing to see this level of enthusiasm for an election, although we have heard of some dirty tricks going on. Republicans going down the queue telling people that "Democrats vote tomorrow" or that a special form is needed to vote.

Almost as soon as the polls opened the opinion polls started speculating, mid-afternoon we interviewed a pollster who said it will be closer that we think.

After the show I headed to Georgetown as that had been recommended as the most decent place to go in Washington DC. It is largely full of clothes shops but has some nice bars and coffee shops among some beautiful architecture.


I did discover this lovely photo oppertunity whilst I was there....A boarded up Starbucks with a poster of Obama and "Hope" written below.

We headed back to the hotel to watch the results come in, and around 9pm it was looking sure to be Obama. The people I was with retired to bed so I headed back to the office to watch the rest of the coverage.

Since 24 hour news has been standard, TV and radio reporting has stayed much the same with the broadcasting technology advancing year by year, but this election was the battle of graphics.
Each broadcaster this year (Including the BBC) went for big touch screens operated by the presenters. CNN's looked like a big iphone and smoothly enlarged a USA map in party colours with a pie chart of every stat you could imagine.

CNN were the victors by some margin though...especially with their party piece. In Chicago they had a tent with 32 cameras in for their reporter and guests. Once in front of the cameras they could beam a 3d hologram like image back to the studio like they were in the room. It was exactly like Star Wars!

The result came and I thought John McCain gave a great speech, a very gracious defeat, another rare sight in British politics.

Watching Obama's speech was watching history, here was a victorious American that knew it was no time for whooping and cheering and delivered an inspiring and "lump in the throat" speech. I felt very proud and confident that America has chosen a great world leader.

After the speech I decided to head back to the hotel, the streets were alive with beeping horns and cheering people all over the place. There was an amazing euphoric feeling everywhere. The soundscape was so amazing I recorded my journey back to the hotel.

As I neared the hotel I wondered how many people would be celebrating at the White House. As it's only a 10 minute walk I decided to check it out before heading to bed.

As I got closer and closer, the crowds and noise grew and grew, with people high fiving and dancing on cars. The White House was packed with people carrying banners and chanting Obama's name, every American face was beaming. One banner read, "why wait till January?" in reference to the inauguration being 2 months away.

The chanting crowds and anti-Bush songs were made all the sweeter as Bush was in residence, I imagine he had ear plugs in last night!

Monday, 3 November 2008

Monday 3rd November 2008

As I write, my laptop is dead....I'm using a work one right now...

I've had a quick look online and it looks bad...very bad...
I had all my notes from Sunday on there, so I'm going to write about today and if I ever recover it, I'll go back and post them.

Monday 3rd November 2008

I've rather enjoyed listening to the telly as I get ready in the mornings, I like to flick around for a variety of views and styles. This morning though, the news channel had as their 4th/5th story that they had interviewed 200 people over a year and found out that....wait for it....if you walk instead of driving, you can lose up to 8lbs a month! Truly groundbreaking news!

I've been watching quite a bit of "Comedy Central" as well, I've never been a big fan of American Stand-up but I am enjoying the satire. John McCain took part in "Saturday Night Live" over the weekend as did Sarah Palin last weekend, (She faced Tina Fey who does an uncanny and very funny look and sound alike of Palin). I quite like the way the politicians get involved in the lighter side and join in the satire.

Amongst the News and Comedy, I'd forgotten just how many ads you get on American TV, but more than the ads are the "Info-mercials" 10-30 minute programmes dedicated to selling you the most useless, pointless, unnecessary shit you've ever seen. The presentation and demonstrations are so over the top, but the save the best bit till last...the price.. Not $300, not $200, not even $100. You can have Pete Perfects Precise Purifier for $69.99, (Pron. sixty nine, niney nine).

We found out on air last night from our reporter in Florida that all sorts of dirty tricks are being used at polling stations. In the pre-votes (sessions for people that can't make the Tuesday session). Cues were so long, it took people up to 4 hours to vote. But Republican supporters were going along the cue saying the "Democrat voting day is tomorrow" or "you need this form to vote today" and other such lies to make the voters give up queuing and go home.

We went back to Culpeper today in Virginia for 5Live drive. It was a little busier today with The News Channel / BBC World TV and the Network News programmes coming from there.
We did the whole programme from the cafe, which for a coffee addict like me was heaven.

The drive there and back was quite knackering, so when we got back we just wanted to eat and crash, so we headed for a nice Chinese restaurant across the road. We just wanted light and healthy food. Even for me, I had just had to much rich food over the last few days.

Just as we were about to leave the restaurant we noticed a fuss as the door with a few people taking photos, we then realised that it was Stevie Wonder! He'd been eating a few tables away from us.

Big and exciting day tomorrow, can't wait for the results to start coming in.

Saturday, 1 November 2008

1st November 2008

Washington this morning was a very different affair... it was very very quiet, everything shut. I imagined most of Washington's youth had a sore head.

We walked the short distance to the hotel and Bureau I would be working from and met with my boss Graham. We had a short tour of the BBC Bureau in Washington which was pretty chaotic. The whole floor had pretty much been ripped apart and re-wired to accommodate the Radio, TV and Online from London. it's a huge operation.

We (luckily) are in a hotel opposite, called St Gregory's. we basically have all the rooms on the 2nd floor and it's my (and two other peoples) job to rig and run 5 studio's.

My brief is to work for 5Live programmes, this means doing the Weekend News on Sunday, and "5Live Drive" on Mon, Tues and Wed.

We spent the morning rigging the studios in the hotel for the World Service, Local Radio and Network radio.

Monday's 5Live programme will come from a small town in Virginia called Culpeper, so today we drove out there to test the lines that had been installed for us there. We hired a car, and much to my joy, nobody fancied braving the freeway, so I jumped at the chance.

We've got a pretty ropey sat nav that points roughly in the direction you need to go but isn't that accurate, so we had a few missed turnings. The traffic in the city is terrible, it's gridlocked at most times of the day for no reason, just shear volume of traffic.

Some of my favourite signs included.."Wrong way" (How do they know where I want to go?), although I was introduced to this in Australia last year, and "Speed Enforced by aircraft" which countered up many images of traffic being shot down for speeding.

After leaving Washington, it's noticeable that you are travelling South, the landscape changes and the accent does to. Travelling though America in the fall is just stunning, the colour of the foliage is just stunning.

Half way we started passing signs for Delaware which just reminded me of the song featured on the Stephen Fry programme last week, "What did Delaware, Boys". That has stayed in my head all day!

Culpeper is a lovely small American town (The reason BBC News have decided to invade on Monday and Tuesday) so our coverage is not all about the big cities. The kit worked fine and after a coffee, we headed back, we return on Monday.

On the way back into Washington we drove though Georgetown, the place that had been recommended to me as the only place worth visiting. It looks beautiful and I hope to return at leisure before the week is out.

We had a hearty meal not far from the restaurant and to walk it off I thought I'd wander the short distance to the White House as I couldn't see much time for sightseeing this week. The streets were empty on this balmy night. i walked all round the White house and US Treasury (Which is a far more impressive building). I was quite surprised by the openness of the White house and the "jumpable" fence, although I image that once over, you'd be shot pretty quickly! I decided against giving it a go....for tonight at least.

Friday, 31 October 2008

Race for the airport.....

I've never missed a flight in my life, and for someone who will more than likely be late for his funeral this is an amazing achievement. Last month I flew to Dublin for work and got the closest I ever have to missing the flight. I was on the tube 45 mins before departure and ran every step of the way.....I vowed I would never put myself in that position again........


I meticulously planned each step of the journey and even checked in online (for the first time) giving me more time. Whilst I used up all the extra time I factored in, I actually arrived on time at each stage and from Home to Plane did not run once, a major achievement in my life!

I seemed to be on an aeroplane full of children, The people around me refusing to do as they were told by the crew, all these happened whilst taxiing to the runway.....

The man who protested he should have a row to himself refusing to let the other man have his seat.
The woman listening to voicemail on her two phones.
The man next to me with eye shade and blanket on during the safety briefing, when it was explained that he may wish to watch the safety briefing.
The man taking that one step further sat back in the reclining position, a position he retook for the actual take off practically squashing the small man sitting behind!.

The transfer to Washington was swift until we hit the city, when we were gridlocked. It then dawned on us that it was Halloween night, one of the biggest celebration nights in the US of A.

The crowds of people were enormous, bigger than Trafalgar Square on New Years Eve. It seemed like everyone 18-30 in Washington was on the town tonight. And to add to the atmosphere, about 95% of these people were in fancy dress, and good fancy dress as well. The most popular scary costume of the night?? Sarah Palin!

American Elections Nov 08

So I've been lucky enough to be asked to come to Washington DC to cover the American Elections. It's a huge operation and i'm chuffed to be part of it, so many things happened on the first day I thought i'd re-open the blog....
*****AMERICAN ELECTIONS 2008 *****

Sunday, 23 March 2008

Shane Warne - The Musical

Shane Warne the Musical was by far the biggest draw (and find, as it wasn't listed) of the Comedy festival. Tania, Tom, Margot, Nessie + 2, Petra, Kate and I managed to get tickets to a workshop of a new musical from the makers of the much praised “Keating – The Musical”. The new subject, Australia's hero to the sporting world and shameful resident to the Australians, Shane Warne.


We discussed beforehand that even though almost all of us had no idea of his cricketing achievements, most people were aware of the off-the-field tabloid headlines of drugs, booze, smoking and women, and if not, we had his Wikipedia entry printed out to fill in the gaps.


It's worth mentioning that this was a workshop. It was only on for five days at the festival (we saw it on day one), and the team had done a few songs at the big, festival opening, Gala performance the night before. It was explained that the team had never run through the show at the current venue. They needn't have worried, the first half was smooth, slick, embarrassing (for the Australians in attendance), and hilarious. Charting the story of young Wayne's path to cricketing success, (“How do you spell success? A.I.S” (Australian Institute of Sport, built with the sole intention of making sure Australians ARE a success).


Soon we move through the scandals and milestones that dogged his career from his love of Pizza and smoking, a failed Aussie Rules Footie player right through to his playing around with other women whilst on tour and getting caught by a text message sent to his wife by mistake (Cue, “What an SM-mess i'm in”).


Personally I didn't think the second half was as exciting and funny as the first although it had its great moments and we were all left chatting about it for hours after, actually it's days after now.


It's due for release in December, can't wait to see how they polish it up.


Ross Noble

Thursday night was what I had been waiting for since seeing a flyer at the train station the day we arrived in Melbourne. Ross Noble.

I've seen him many time and hold him in high regard, so could wait to see him perform in his home for half the year.

He was on top form for his opening night and spend pretty much the entire first half working with the audience which is a pure delight to witness. So many charachters were involved that I wil try to mention at a later date when I have more time.

I went with Kate's sister Petra who has seen lots of Noble but never live, I think she had a great time.

This will probably only make sense to Petra but this will give you an idea of how random Ross is....

Characters from the audience included in the show....


The “Noooo” man who wanted tickets to Rove.
The people in the wrong seats.
The man in the worst seat in the world.
The woman with the glittering ring.
The man who had to remember “Hair” who had no hair.
The girls who left Ross a note saying “We Love You!!”, excessive use of the exclamation mark.
And the worlds worst mum and (for bringing her 12-year-old daughter).


Things we talked about......


Hippo-Gimp / Hippogriff
Giant Japanese calligraphy written with Ross' hair, read by a man in a glider.
Ross looking like an Anorexic man from Lost.
The most idiotic comment ever, English guy on his move to Melbourne “I moved cause of the immigrants”.
Shaking hands after sex.

Friday, 21 March 2008

Comedy Comedy Comedy

It was good fortune to be here the same time as the Grand Prix. However that is eclipsed by the shear joy of being here for the renowned Comedy Festival, (Even if it is only the first 3 days!).

So I have a lot of work to do.

Opening Night....

After fighting public transport, (No time for that here, yet), the first night, I rushed into town to see "Jimeoin", An Irish Comic. I had intended to see Daniel Kitson but the very late once an hour train (rant rant) had meant I missed it!

However on arrival at the box office I was told Daniel was doing a 10pm Late show, hurrah, so I got my ticket for Jimeoin to ponder seeing Daniel after.

Jimeoin has very observational material but it was all fresh , interesting and funny stuff. Although he has quite a soft voice, he managed to capture the audience for the whole show.

Comedians with guitars on stage usual worry me, I think musical comedy is very hard and have heard some very unfunny bizarre songs in my time. Just because a comedian can play a guitar, sometimes they feel the need to use it in their act.

However! It was used for a some great observations about songs and a quite a clever "That for coming to see the show" song that was recorded into a loop machine and played out while we left.

If the night had ended there, I would have been content with my comedy fix. I was fired up for more so I got a ticket for Daniel Kitson and went straight back to the same theatre.

Kitson was stunning, he's been a round for a while but I have never seen him. He is a UK comic living in London. The show was "The Impotent Fury of the Privileged" and was a fantastically written series of stories which progress, digressed and ended up closing the opening story.

Kitson is a born story teller, even his stammer (Which we are informed he has done loads of amazing material on in the past) does not get in the way in the slightest. The audience are spot on with laughting at the lines and be patient with the stammer.

Alot of his material he talked about was in London so very easy for me to recognise and picture the things he described.

I would go and see this same show again at the drop of a hat, so beautifuly was it presented and written.

Sunday, 16 March 2008

The Melbourne Grand Prix

I've always had a love of the Grand Prix. I have happy memories of watching it with Dad, especially in the Damon Hill era. I have since had a love hate relationship with this sport for the last 10 years, sometimes loving it, sometimes ignoring it through bordom (Oh, another Ferrari 1-2!), but I have always wanted to go to a Grand Prix.

Albert Park from the sky.....


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With the sport getting a little bit more interesting and to my surprise two weeks ago, a portacabin was erected in Federation Square to sell tickets to the Melbourne Grand Prix. I was in Melbourne at the same time as the circus, purly by chance! After asking around if anybody fancied going I was turned down by all, and pretty much gave up hope of going.

However it had stayed in the back of my mind, and on race morning I was around, free and Kate wanted to spend the day with her mum and i decided to go. it's worth pointing out the discust shown in the Grand Prix by most of Kate's family. I felt it my duty to redress the balance of a perfect Son-in-law! As Kate said to me before I left "Everone has their dark side".

There had been lots of talk in the papers the week preceeding about Melbourne losing the GP after 2010, So I figured this might be my only chance to see it in such a great place.

So I went, It was hot, (very hot!), Loud, (Very loud), and fast (You get the picture). but I had a good look round in the three hours I have before race start for a good place to stand. I ended up on corner 2 (With a view of Corner 1), and a view of a TV screen. I also had a radio carrying commentary so i was set.

The biggest battle of the day was staying cool. I was in 37 degree heat, on a hill in the open, unprotected from the harsh Australian sun for 4-5 hours. In acordance with the regular notices, I must have drunk about 6-8 liters of water that day and applied sun cream every half hour!

I also came up with novel ideas of washing my head under a cool tap, soaking my hat as well, putting ice inside and also soaking my towel (To keep the sun off) so I could drape the cool wet side around my neck!

The pre race entertainment was good, if not "the usual" of Flying displays (Helicopters, light Planes and RAAF F-18 jets) with a Flypast from a Quantas Jet, all very impressive if not quite blokey!

Then the real toys, and the main reason for coming. So many people say you must come to a GP to hear the cars. They are amazing, so very loud and so very impressive.

The race itself was one of the most entertaining GP's i have seen and great to see Lewis H win. I even made it onto the track and to the podium in time to see the Champagne sprayed.

All in all a good day, I was shattered at the end. Would I do it again? Probably not, I've done it, ticked it off, but I thorougly enjoyed it.


Lewis' winning car in "Parc fermé".

My trackside position from "Dave Cam", first car is Lewis.

The Mighty Murray








We have just returned from a magical two day trip with Dad and Kerry to the exquisitely beautiful river Murray, on a farm called Brimin near Rutherglen in Northern Victoria.

The Murray marks the topmost border of Victoria with New South Wales, and has been the focus of much attention during Australia's terrible drought as its flow is running at an all time low, depleted by excessive irrigation and water shortages.

It is still, however, home to a huge variety of native birds and animals, and the dawn chorus is one of the most stupendous events I have witnessed.

Uncharacteristic heat, hovering around 38 degrees C, meant Dave and I spent most of our time being water babies, floating around aimlessly listen to infinite varieties of birdsong, to keep cool.

The Murray is very special to Dad who spent much of his childhood here on fishing trips with his father Ivan and brother Bruce. Here is Dad's version of events:








We parked away from the old “widow-maker” Murray river red gums whose falling limbs will squash a car in a second. (Sexist term that isn’t it!).

Went fishing. Well, 90% of the time I tried to coax violently wriggling worms onto hooks fatter than they were, or untangle fine fishing line I couldn’t see.

I also needed the half a brick we used to use as a sinker in the “old days.” None of this fancy new stuff. Current carried the line back to shore in
no time.

Discretion being the better part of valour and all that, we bought some young cod to which Dave applied his culinary magic. Cod are biting on cheese for God’s sake. Their preference is Camembert, none of this Kraft cheddar stuff.


Returning to the car, minding my own business and thinking that Kerry, Kate and Dave were down by the river, the fiends jumped out from behind the car with a loud “boo” and my heart suddenly hit formula one speed. Buggers!


One could be forgiven for thinking that the deep throated boom-box noise of the three nearby emus was not “bonk, bonk, bonk.” It was like a sound coming from the other end of a long PVC pipe.

Emu video below.....




Here is where we were on a sat photo.... You can see the boarder line. We swam the bit in the middle, one of the few bits of the Murray in Victoria.


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Monday, 10 March 2008

Kruder & Dorfmeister



Very special four hour dance floor destruction with sister Petra and a few old ravers...


"Kruder & Dorfmeister"
Live at The Forum, Melbourne



With a bit of a dancing Katester at the end!

Sunday, 9 March 2008

Bull at the Gate



Old friend Colleen (one of the "Aussie Scrags") sent me a sms on Sunday to say that friend Linda was playing a gig in Fitzroy. Col and her fella Anthony joined us later at the Old Bar in Johnston Street. It was nice to turn up unannounced, and when Linda spotted us she interrupted her set to have hugs! It's been at least three years since I have had the pleasure of seeing Linda and her brother Bean perform. Linda still has that show-girl magic, an enormous voice. Between the two of them they make an acoustic set sound like a ten piece rock band.

"The Bulls" Live at The Old Bar, Melbourne


Here is their Myspace site

Aussie Family BBQ Extravaganza

This weekend we pulled off no less than two big family events, covering both sides of the gene pool.


L to R: Kate, Aunty Margaret, Uncle Malcolm, Margot (Kate's mum), Uncle Ken, Counsin Ellen, Aunty Cathy, Cousin Tom and Kate's brother Dan.

On Saturday, it was BBQ by the Yarra with mum's relatives; aunties, uncles and cousins. It was fantastic-after organising a wasp decoy (beer and burnt chop bones work a treat).

On Sunday it was another hot one, 35 degrees of that all too familiar dry Melbourne heat, and another BBQ but this time with a Hampel flavour. D and I finally got to meet Dad's girlfriend Kerry's children. The family tree continues in all its complex and beautiful glory!


Clockwise: Aunty Faye, Uncle Bruce, Kerry (Bill's girlfriend), Dave (Kate's main squeeze), Emma (Kerry's daughter), Petra (Kate's sister from Bill's 2nd marriage), Bill (Kate's dad) and Kate.

Saturday, 8 March 2008

Grandma Moves into her new Home




This week has been a very eventful week for our family. A place at a nursing home had finally come up for my grandmother which meant saying goodbye to the family home at Blackburn for all of us.

In the build up to the big day Dave and I went around to Grandma's house in Blackburn to cook meals for her and my mother to help with the preparations, which were mostly psychological. Everyone bore a fear that grandma would suddenly turn around and refuse to go, which would have been a small disaster for the family. Mum is no longer well enough to care for her, Aunty Cathy is working full time. So on the last night in the family house, while Grandma sat on her favourite chair watching "The Biggest Loser" on the box, mum packed undies and nighties into a small suitcase and D and I made bolognaise sauce.






The day Grandma left the family home it was hot. Auny Cathy, Daniel, Dave, Grandma, Mum and I all had lunch together for the last time in her kitchen. After lunch I think Grandma just wanted to get it all over and done with. Mum and I frantically assembled a frame for an austere picture of Grandpa in his dog collar to take while Grandma waited in the car with her suitcase. The drive to the "Strathdon" was like taking the queen on a funereal motorcade tour. No one said much. I was pretty upset and hoped that grandma did not see how teary I was underneath my sunglasses.

When we arrived at "Strathdon" grandma's reaction was of genuine delight. She liked her room with all the familiar bits of furniture, and the fact that she had a huge bathroom all to herself. She was impressed by the immediate attention of the Sister in charge (to whom she announced very proudly that "she was a nurse too") and the maintenance man who was scheduled to come and hang her paintings. She was comforted that there was someone on call 24 hours a day and all she had to do was press a green button next to her bed. She admired her new television and the view from the window. It was a success!

Grandma's first day in her new room at "Strathdon".

Dave and I managed to do a few other things this week. We caught up with my Dad and had coffee in Southbank, and on a separate occassion saw the amazing Sydney Nolan exhibition with Petra my sister. Next week I promise, Dave, it's going to be like more of an "Aussie Holiday".





Sidney Nolan Ned Kelly 1946. Courtesy of the National Gallery of Australia, Canberra. Gift of Sunday Reed. 1977.

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

New pics....

New Pics added to Flickr

Some are a bit grainy, I compressed them down a bit.
Enjoy...

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And scroll back down to the Wylies Baths entry, video added....

Monday, 3 March 2008

Yarra row and a trip to Nan's

We went for a row on the Yarra (The river that runs along the back of Margot's house). We did this last year and it was great fun, we had a very peaceful row, although, being in the front, I was unsure of the effort being put in from behind!!





Later that evening we went to see Kate's Nan and cook for her. We had a lovely evenings conversation. Three generations in one sitting!

Carrie and Francis,
Your nan recorded this message for you last night.



Friday, 29 February 2008

The Train to Melbourne



Based on the English Intercity 125, Nice!

The train journey from Melbourne to Sydney was great partly because of the fantastic array of characters en route who were:
  • Red headed man who exposed his Arse crack to us for most of the journey
  • Extremely talkative young woman with a hearing impediment and had no inhibitions

  • Loud resonating Snoring man

  • Greek guy in neat waist coat, flat cap, ironed stone wash jeans

  • Middled aged police man in civvies sporting high waisted chinos, immaculate bushy bloke moustache and comical mobile phone ring, who enthusiastically presented his police badge at the first opportunity

  • Older country woman with stories of the drought

  • Aboriginal bloke with broad shoulders and bright blue eyes

  • English listening post, explains psp to greek guy

  • Enthusiastic metro sexual who used his white Mac the entire journey and leapt out at stations to check emails

  • Big boss eyed bloke

  • Female Service Attendant with a face like a slapped arse and heavy eyeliner.

  • Cute little boy with mohawk playing eye spy with the talkative young woman

  • The woman at the kiosk who responded after being asked if they served cafe lattes “we only do two types of coffee-black and white”.

Our undercover photo of "the not so undercover cop"!

Thursday, 28 February 2008

Wylie Baths in the rain!

Swimming at Wylie Sea Baths in a thunderstorm was a highlight in Sydney. The surf gushed in making it a big salty jacuzzi.

It was just starting to spit as we got in, we decided to get out 30 mins later when the lightning started! This is just after we got out.....




Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Cliff top walk

We did a fantastic cliff top walk from Coogee Bay to Bondi Beach. This involved about 3 hours winding our way past a series of magical beaches and coves some with quite ferocious surf and also a romantic cliff top cemetery in Clovelly.


En route to Bondi Beach

Bondi Beach

Clovelly Cemetary